... Dio recounts an exchange between Elagabalus and the nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'You should not call me lord, I'm a Woman.' Dio concludes his anecdote by getting Elagabalus inquiring his medical professionals to give him the equivalent of a girl's vagina via a surgical i